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Mortified Video

04Sep07

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=geordieComedy

parts 1 and 2

Part 2 has all the juicy stuff, but it’s funnier if you’ve watched part 1.

I’ll be doing Mortified again on September 22nd and 23rd  (2007) at the Make Out Room for more info go to (www.getmortified.com).


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Mortified!

31Jul07

I had a great time embarassing myself. I have video of the event for friday and saturday, but after watching it… I don’t know if I want the world to know about my skeletons. This guy, Ed Pingol, I don’t know him, but he seems like a good photographer, took photos of the event. I wish he was good a photoshopping out double chins:
http://edpingol1.blogspot.com/2007/07/san-francisco-mortified-show.html
Me at Mortified

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Jerkoffs! and Grey’s Poupon

22Jul07

I’m in this shit.
I’m in this shit too.

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Night of The Living Dead: LIVE!

12Jun07

 

June 13,14,15,16 and June 20,21,22,23  

Doors Open at 7:00pm Shows Begin At 8pm Sharp!

To be performed at: Hole Head Playhouse 1333 Indiana @ 25th

Combining elements from Night, Dawn and Day of the Dead, this show will blow your mind if zombies don’t eat it first. Be ready for Nudity! Brains! Dismemberment! Gore!

And as always, lots and lots of BLOOD!!! as only The Primitive Screwheads Theatre Co. can bring to you!

 

WARNING: BLOOD AND GORE WILL SHOWER DOWN UPON THE AUDIENCE IN AN UNHOLY THUNDERSTORM FROM HELL!!!!

 

DO NOT WEAR YOUR NICE CLOTHES!  Tickets at: http://www.sfindie.com/catalog/index

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Funniest damn videos I’ve seen in a while

08Jun07

David Blaine Street Magic #1 

David Blaine Street Magic #2


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Phil Expendable - Night of the Living Dead

04Jun07

I’m playing Phil Expendable in the upcoming Primitive Screwheads’ production of “Night of the Living Dead”. Here’s some of the footage that will be looping in the lobby and is being used as part of a trailer for the show:


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Hot Dog Fingers: TEN

31May07

I’m particularly proud of this sketch I directed, filmed, and edited. My friend Omied Far wrote it. My comedy group Tossing Alice and I have entered a sketch competition on YouTube. And we also have a show coming up this Friday and Saturday in San Francisco. I’m not happy with the ending. I wanted to have the hot dog fly into space and smash into the Phantom Zone, but…

If you like it can you send it to your friends please? 


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such a geek

22Jan07

1. I can’t believe there is a “7×7x7″ cube!
2. this guy can do it so fast.

http://www.olympicube.com/video/7×7.html

The “cock bites” over at olympicube.com took away the video and made me link directly… What’s the blogosphere coming to?
 


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My Best Friend Committed Suicide…

13Nov06

This has been a very grey and sad day for me.

My best friend, Mr. Fluffin Z. Poopers, AKA, Poopins, H&R Poopinstuff, Fluffin Z. Deutsch, committed suicide yesterday afternoon. He leapt to his death from our apartment window. I knew something was wrong when he wasn’t in the back window of our Honda Civic.
police photo 
The police found this note in the Kleenex box in the back window of our car:
suicide note
Poor Goldy… I feel very bad for her. She’s on 24-hour watch right now. My sister has perscribed some Haldol and Lorazipan for Goldy. All we can do now is be there for her.  

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Foundation for the Retarded

10Nov06

Megan and I came across these wonderful signs in a little town just outside the gates of Joshua Tree National Forest.
retarded foundation
 I’m wonder if these two places are actually the same place.  

And there is a kid in a wheelchair with a 214 I.Q. who is just a little pissed off about being lumped in with the other kids.

Or they’re rival foundations right across the street from each other. The crippled kids want to toilet paper the retarded kids building, but don’t move very fast. If they get caught by a retarded kid, they’ll have to play patty-cake or get crushed by a “Hulk-Strong-Well-Meaning-Love-Hug-Ice-Cream?”  (or HSWMLHIC? for short).

Or maybe… The “Crippled Childrens Foundation” is a walled compound across the street. A place where they put little boys and girls who’ve received HSWMLHIC?s.
“Hey nurse! I dropped my mentally-challenged, yet ambulatory, daughter off this morning and now she’s in a wheelchair? what gives?!?”
“Why are you asking me if I want ice cream? Oh. you’re talking to that kid.”
“Hey kid. Get away from me. Can’t you see I’m talking to the nice lady here. Go play while the adults–Oh God! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!”
my son
It’s late. I need to get some sleep.

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