About

Begin the “Yawn Fest.”
I’m in Tossing Alice Sketch Comedy group and The Primitive Screwheads blood-splatter theatre company and I do stand-up comedy every now and then. I really don’t like talking about myself so I’m going to switch to 3rd person.
 
Geordie grew up half-mexican in Gallup, New Mexico. Geordie was a Disk Jockey in high school and got fired for saying something racist. It was too funny and too edgy for the small town.
 		  
 

 
So he went to the Navy where, in Thailand, he discovered men can look like women. But he’s not gay. Seriously. In case some old high school friends read this. He’s not gay, okay? He’s got a hot-ass girlfriend. No adam’s apple this time.
 
After that, he went to film school at San Francisco State University (fucking lame) made some short films and started doing stand-up comedy in San Francisco in 1998. In 2002 or 2003, he joined a sketch group that later became Tossing Alice. Tossing Alice has performed on San Fran public access television, but no one watched the show because we didn’t have hot chicks in the group. Then we went on stage. And have been on stage ever since. Tossing Alice has been featured several times on YouTube and been in the San Francisco Sketchfest 2 years now.
 
Geordie is a warm, caring, human being with hopes and dreams - just like you. Well not like you; he doesn’t want to be emotionally weak like you. Suck it up. It would be wrong and selfish of you to deny him these dreams. Don’t be selfish. Stop crying. You do this everytime. Why are we together? My girlfriend with the adam’s apple never cried!
 
During the day he works as a 3D animator at a Disney Studio in San Rafael.


Where am I?

This is the about page at . It gives a little information about me.

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